crazy wildness

“Are you crazy or just insane?” That was what Alan heard all his life. But now will his crazy cartoon stupidity be the one thing that saves the whole world from an alien invasion?

An alarm went off in a blur of noises like elephants, lions, clown horns, and even clowns being attacked. Until a blast of fire burned the alarm to ashes, then the metal clang of a flamethrower dropping to the floor. black haired kid with crystal blue eyes got up with nothing but a white t-shirt and some superman boxers. He went in the bathroom and in the mirror his hair and eye seemed to turn red then back. “ Alan are you up sweetheart”. called a woman's voice “ Yes Aunt Gail”. He put on a t-shirt some converse went down from the bathroom mirror in popped up behind his aunt “Hi Aunty” “AAAAAAAAAH” “Oh Alan don’t sneak up on me like that”. “How do you want me to sneak up on you then”? “like this”? Another Alan had showed up and Gail just stared at him like he was a wild animal the real Alan kicked him out of the house and put his aunt on the couch because she fainted. Alan walked down the sidewalk well actually he was running away from the police because he blow up a city block he got to the school bus pushed the driver from the wheel and drove the bus crashing into the all sorts of things like clowns, lions, and clowns fighting lions.he crashed through someone's house, a business building and a garden. Everybody on the bus was screaming their heads off someone called out “Alan you craza man you craaaazzzzaa”. the bus crashed into the curb nearly making the bus tip over but it didn’t Alan got off and said “Now that's how you drive a bus” everybody else got off and started throwing up Alan looked like he was going to throw up to so he went into the school.All of a sudden Alan burst into his home room dressed as a clowns and started dancing then took off the clown suit and called out to his best friend. “ YO TONY DROP A BEAT”. Alan started to shuffle the whole started to dance too.